nostalgiaultra:

Gary’s Sex Tips #1002

If she calls out her ex boyfriend’s name in bed go to his house and kiss him. See what the dick about! See what all the fuss is about!

Make me choose between ___________ or __________.

frankenthot:

Why are people with cut dicks so salty lmao like who the hell told u dick cheese is an actual thing to worry about??? (unless you’re about to go suck off a pubescent person, in which case @police get fucking ready i got one for you)(or whoever dick you’re sucking is just downright nasty for there to be any sort of buildup) like chill out, eat some chips, pet a dog, go play with your hood-less penis while the rest of us experience the sensations you can’t cause ya parents fucked up. Don’t take it out on the rest of us go fight your mother

u-a-hoe replied to your post:
I’m good

Good!! 😊

How y’all doing?

lesushhh:

This will forever be adorable

riffraffit:

click the first letter of your first name please just trust me on this

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Help I’m hungry and poor

akiyoku:

I did these out of boredom heehhh;;;